We Like Little Children, Because

The Hardest Thing Is Writing A Recommendation For Someone We Know.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.