No One Has As Much

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.

I've Heard People Say Putting Is 50 Percent Technique And 50 Percent Mental. I Really Believe It Is 50 Percent Technique And 90 Percent Positive Thinking, See, But That Adds Up To 140 Percent, Which Is Why Nobody Is 100 Percent Sure How To Putt.