No One Has As Much

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.