I'm Getting So Old, I

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.