Golf Is The Most Fun

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.