Golf Is The Most Fun

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.