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The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.