He Told Me Just To

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.