He Told Me Just To

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.