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The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'