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Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

I've Heard People Say Putting Is 50 Percent Technique And 50 Percent Mental. I Really Believe It Is 50 Percent Technique And 90 Percent Positive Thinking, See, But That Adds Up To 140 Percent, Which Is Why Nobody Is 100 Percent Sure How To Putt.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.