Only Fools Live In The

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.