I Was On The Dance

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.