No, No, No. There's No

Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself With My Genius.

If You Go Through The Pearly Gates Backwards In A Fireball, That's A Cool Way To Die!

No, No, No. There's No Such Thing As Cheap And Cheerful. It's Cheap And Nasty & Expensive And Cheerful.

We All Know That Small Cars Are Good For Us. But So Is Cod Liver Oil. And Jogging.

I Have A Pathological Terror Of Falling Through Ice. I Nearly Drowned Once. I Fell Off A Boat And Got A Cramp, And Was Rescued By An Oil-rig Diver, A Great Bear Of A Man Who Simply Leant Into The Water And Scooped Me Out With One Finger.