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This Car Is More Fun Than The Entire French Air Force Crashing Into A Firework Factory.

The Suzuki Wagon R Should Be Avoided Like Unprotected Sex With An Ethiopian Transvestite

If A Football Official Were To Call For A Slow-motion Replay Every Time Didier Drogba Fell Over, Each Match Would Last About Six Weeks.

Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself With My Genius.

It Was As Relaxing As Being Tickled.