Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

Extravagant Is, I Think, The Word We All Thought When We Met ... A Lot Of Money Went Into That [the Grand Tour's ]. I Just Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Have A Bridge From The Old To The New And That Was A Way Of Saying 'right, Well Now Look Where We Are.'

Ooh Good I've Got Syphilis, The Best Of The Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

I Like To Be Loved By My Children, And I Quite Like The Guardian Hating Me.

Some Say That He Has No Understanding Of Clouds, And That His Ear Wax Tastes Like Turkish Delight. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.