Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

Like Many Men, I Can Never Find Anything That I'm Looking For, Even When I'm Actually Looking At It. In A Fridge, I Think Milk Is Actually Invisible To The Male Eye. And So, It Turns Out, Are Dirty Great Holes In The Fence.

I'd Just Find A Story In Canada And Come And Do It. Combine Harvester Banger - Actually I've Done That: Banger Racing Up In Red Deer [in Alberta, For His 1998 Doc Series Extreme Machines].

I Don't Understand Bus Lanes. Why Do Poor People Have To Get To Places Quicker Than I Do?

I Mean Its A Weekly Occurrence That Somebody Will Complain That Top Gear Was On Last Night - And You Just Sit Back And Wait For The Complaints. But If You Start To Pay Attention To Everyones Concerns, You End Up With Something Bland And Boring. So You Sort Of Have To Ignore Everybody In Order To Do The Show How We Want To Do It.