Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself

That [pagani] Zonda, Really! It’s Like A Lion In Orange Dungarees. Kind Of Fierce, But Ridiculous All At The Same Time.

[on The Bmw X3] If You Are Clinically Insane, By Which I Mean You Wake Up In The Morning And Think You Are An Onion, Here's Your Car.

We Don't Know How Many People Are Watching The Grand Tour's - It's A Closely Guarded Secret, We Don't Even Know - The Only Thing We Can Do Is Make A Program That We Enjoy. And Then Hope That We're Not So Unusual That Other People Won't Share Our Taste.

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

Because Drug Dealers Shoot Each Other In London, Norfolk Farmers Can't Have Guns To Defend Their Homes. I Mean, No One Wants A Gun - Except At 4am When They Hear A Strange Sound In The Kitchen.