No More Botox For Me.

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.