Keep Moving. It's Hard For

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

A Female Salmon Lays Three Thousand Eggs A Year - And Has Yet To Receive A Mother's Day Card From One Of Them.

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.