No Man Can Discover His

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.