Pound Notes Are The Best

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.