They Took Away Our Land,

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.