There's No Bad Publicity Except

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.