No Man Can Avoid Being

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

Not To Be Cheered By Praise, Not To Be Grieved By Blame, But To Know Thoroughly One's Own Virtues Or Powers Are The Characteristics Of An Excellent Man.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.