No, I Can't Do Rap

I'm Almost Like Three People. There's Me The, Dolly, The Person. There's Me, The Star. And Then There's Me, The Manager.

I Never Thought, In My Lifetime, That You'd Be Able To Watch Movies, Read Books And Listen To Music From A Phone, But I Guess The Technology Of Tomorrow Is Here Today.

I Think Everyone Should Be With Who They Love. I Don't Want To Be Controversial Or Stir Up A Bunch Of Trouble But People Are Going To Love Who They Are Going To Love. I Think Gay Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry. They Should Suffer Just Like Us Heterosexuals. Ha Ha Ha!

My Mama Never Wore A Pair Of Pants When I Was Growing Up, And Now That's All She Wears. It Was So Funny For Me When I First Started Seeing Mama Wear Pants. It Was Like It Wasn't Mama. Now I've Bought Her Many A Pantsuit Because She Just Lives In Them.

It Seems Like The More I Give The More I Get, And That Is The Way It Is Supposed To Go In Life.