I Am Not Gay, But

Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A Mile Away.

When I Talk To A Man, I Can Always Tell What He's Thinking By Where He Is Looking. If He Is Looking At My Eyes, He Is Looking For Intelligence. If He Is Looking At My Mouth, He Is Looking For Wisdom. But If He Is Looking Anywhere Else Except My Chest He's Looking For Another Man.

I Love To Make Things Happen, I Love To See Things Happen, I Love To Be A Part Of Things That Are Happening.

I Don't Have Time To Stand Around And Listen To An 11-minute Song.

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.