My First Job Was Singing

I Never Could Get My Hair To Do What I Wanted It To Do, So I Started Wearing The Wigs. It All Came From A Very Serious Place. I Wanted To Look A Certain Way.

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

I Was Always A Junk Food Person, Still Am.

I Can Be Accused Of Trying To Be Commercial Sometimes.

I Used To Always Sit In Church Looking Out The Windows At The Boys, Wondering If I Could Make An Excuse To Go Out And, You Know, Go To The Bathroom Because All The Outdoor Toilets. But Anyhow, I Was Only Going Out To See The Boys.