Never Trust A Man Who

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.