My Wife And I Have

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

A Man Is Hit By A Car While Crossing A Beverly Hills Street. A Woman Rushes To Him And Cradles His Head In Her Lap, Asking, Are You Comfortable? The Man Answers, I Make A Nice Living.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.