All My Wife Wanted For

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.