You're Aging When Your Actions

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.