My Weird Thing Is, I

My Grandmother Was German. She Didn't Teach Any Of Her Children German. She Really Wanted Them To Be American. And Now, She's Since Passed Away, I Get So Frustrated Sometimes. I'm Like, "oh, Oma, Why Didn't You Teach Your Kids German?" My Dad Would Have Spoken German To Me From Birth, And I Would Have Spoken German.

My Mom Played Tennis For, Like, Six Hours A Day And Went To College On A Tennis Scholarship, Because That Was The Way She Could Go To School. So They Instilled In Me The Idea That You Have To Work Hard For The Things You Want In Life And Never Complain.

I Do Feel Very American. I Think It's Something I'm Proud Of And Proud To Be By Chance Born Here. Honestly, That's Something I Think About.

When I Go Home, I Play With My Baby Dolls And Strollers And Diaper Bags, And Play With My Sisters.

My Weird Thing Is, I Only Tan My Legs. My Whole Body's Covered In The Shade, And I Tan My Legs.