My Message Is Strong And

I'd Like To Go Out For A Cocktail... Or Seven.

I'm Always Happy To Pitch In And Do Something. Everybody Needs To Be Laughing A Little.

When You Have A Vision, You Have To See It Through, And You Can Make Anything Happen. You Really Can, Especially In This [entertainment ] Industry.

Next To Fat Babies, Midgets Are My Favorite Things To Hold. I Love Them So Much, And I Want To Help Them To Do Adult Things Like Drive Cars, Jet-ski, And Lip-synch. I’m In Awe Of Their Little Limbs, Their Large Craniums, And Their Medicine-ball Asses. I Love The Little Baby Steps They Take While Shifting Their Weight From Side To Side, And The Fact That When You Knock One Over Accidentally, He Flails Like A Turtle On Its Back That Can’t Get Up Right Away.

There Are Two Kinds Of People I Don't Trust: People Who Don't Drink And People Who Collect Stickers.