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I Don't Understand What Apps Are On My Phone. Why Do They Ask For Passwords? Why Do They All Ask For Different Passwords? It's So Frustrating That I End Up Just Reading A Book Every Time I Try To Go Online.

Don't Choose The Better Guy, Choose The Guy That's Gonna Make You The Better Girl

You Know You're A Hot Mess When The Only Person Buying You Drinks All Night Is Yourself.

A Muslim Allowed A Topless Jew To Sit On His Camel. And We Say We Can't Live Side By Side? I Say We Try And We Can And We Will. And You Don't Even Have To Be Topless. L'chaim.

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.