You Know You're A Hot

You Know You're A Hot Mess When The Only Person Buying You Drinks All Night Is Yourself.

I Hate That People Assume Guys Are The Only Ones To Want Sex. Girls Want Sex, Too, And That Shouldn't Be A Problem.

Then A Homeless Man With A Dog Approached Us And Put His Hand Out. This Happens To Be Something That I Have A Real Problem With: Homeless People With Pets Who Approach You For Food When They Have A Perfectly Delicious Dog Standing Right There?

There Are No Warning Signs On The Trampoline. The Warning Is The Trampoline.

I Find It Very Annoying When People Want To Sit Next To Each Other At A Booth.