My Life Could Have Been

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.