I Don't Think I've Got

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.

One Of The Great Things About Being Gay And Out Is That The Papers Couldn't Care Less About Your Love Life.

A Comedian's A Comedian. They're A Very Kind Of Cynical Bunch. I Guess That's Why I Like Them.

Forty Freaked Me Out. I Didn't See It Coming. My Life Was In A State Of Chaos - I Was Moving Jobs And Moving House - And It Just Hit Me Like A Ton Of Bricks.