Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.

The Only People Who Are Desperate To Go On The Show Are People We're Desperate Not To Have On The Show.

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.