Where I Get Bored Is

A Good Rule To Remember For Life Is That When It Comes To Plastic Surgery And Sushi, Never Be Attracted By A Bargain.

The Higher Your Profile Becomes, The More Aware You Are That People Out There Might Hate You.

Do I Have More Depth Than I'm Given Credit For? No!

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'