A Good Rule To Remember

My Parents Grew Up Working Class, But In That Way That Working Class Families Do, They Spent A Fortune On Education To Better Me.

The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was Years And Years Ago. It Was Absolutely Amazing.

I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.