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I Am Very Quick To Judge.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.