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My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

I Don't Think Anyone Wants To Be Gay.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

I Do Get Pleasure From Very Inconsequential Things, Like Shopping For Clothes.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.