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I Bet Maurice Gibb's Heart Monitor Was Singing The Tune Of Stayin' Alive.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might Look As If There Isn't Room For Anyone In My Life. That Isn't Entirely The Case.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'