The Only People Who Are

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.

I Am Camp. Lots Of Gay Men Can't Cope With Their Campness. They Are In Denial About It.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.