It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

Because Society Places A Value On Masculinity, Gay Men Aspire To It. If You Go To A Gay Club And The Doorman Says, 'you Do Realise This Is A Gay Club, Don't You Lads?' You Get All Excited Because You Think, 'wow, He Thought I Was Straight!'