My Feet Ain't Got Nothing

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.