My Father Carries Around The

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.