My Dog Learned How To

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I'm At The Age Where Food Has Taken The Place Of Sex In My Life. In Fact, I've Just Had A Mirror Put Over My Kitchen Table.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!