My Dog Learned How To

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.