I Stuck My Head Out

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.