He Found A New Way

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.