Music First And Last Should

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.

I Prefer Offenbach To Bach Often.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

No Woman Is Worth The Loss Of A Night's Sleep.