Most Stick People Are Black.

I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.

Last Week I Lost My Temper In My Karate Class. Man, I'm Not Doing That Again Until I'm A Black Belt. Because I Can Tell You There's A Difference Between Taking Karate And Receiving Karate.

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.