'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

Hot Potato Is A Very Different Game When The People Playing Are Starving.

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.

If You Have A Lip Ring Try Hanging Some Tiny Keys From It. This Will Make You Look Even More Interesting.