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Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

If You Want To Make A Mythical Creature, Just Take A Regular Animal And Add Wings To It. A Horse Becomes A Pegasus, A Lion Becomes A Griffin, And A Hawk... Becomes A Double Hawk.