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Employee Of The Month Is A Good Example Of How Somebody Can Be Both A Winner And A Loser At The Same Time.

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'

If I Have To Move Up In A Building, I Choose The Elevator Over The Escalator. Because One Time I Was Riding The Escalator And I Tripped. I Fell Down The Stairs For An Hour And A Half.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.