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Some Sad News From Australia... The Inventor Of The Boomerang Grenade Died Today.

I Can't Say I Ever Wanted To Become An Entertainer. I Already Was One, Sort Of-around The House, At School, Doing My Magic Tricks, Throwing My Voice And Doing Popeye Impersonations. People Thought I Was Funny; So I Kind Of Took Entertaining For Granted It Was Inevitable That I'd Start Giving Little Performances.

Happiness Is.....finding Two Olives In Your Martini When Youre Hungry.

I'm An Entertainer; I Try To Give The Public What It Wants While I'm On The Screen, And I'm Completely Sincere About It. If I Don't Happen To Be A Laughing Boy Off The Screen, That Doesn't Make Me A Hypocrite Or A Phony.

From The Time I Was A Little Kid, I Was Always Shy. Performing Was When I Was Outgoing. So I Guess I Am A Loner. I Get Claustrophobia If A Lot Of People Are Around.