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The 65+ Spike Milligan Quotes

We have compiled a collection of some of the best quotes ever written by Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan
Total Quotes (65)
Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.
Morning
Class
Tourists
This Silent Call You Make, A Silence So Loud I Fear The World Knows It's Meaning If You Fill Every Corner Of A Room Where Can I Look? If I Close My Eyes The Silence Becomes Louder! There Is No Escape From You The Only Way Out Is In
Eye
Silence
Looks
I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.
Pain
Suffering
Too Much
Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.
Eggs
Cynical
Politics
If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.
Men
Used
Ifs
I Told You I Was Sick.
Death
Football
Suicide
The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.
Book
Iron
Use
A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush
Two
Bird
Shepherds
My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.
Father
Inspiration
Lunatic
I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.
Hero
Coward
Legs
Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently
Agony
Speak
A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little Thing.
Littles
Little Things
  • Born: April 16, 1918
  • Died: February 27, 2002
  • Occupation: Comedian
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