Never Use A Big Word

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.

Only Lie About The Future.

The Only Thing Money Gives You Is The Freedom Of Not Worrying About Money.

Did You Know Richard Nixon Is The Only President Whose Formal Portrait Was Painted By A Police Sketch Artist?

Maybe We Should Hold The Next [olympic] Games In Afghanistan And Hope The Soviets Pull Out Of That One Too.